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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
> > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> > The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
> > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to
> > mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
> > Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
> > The woman said, 'That's okay.'
> > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
> > The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make
> > your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> > will flock to'.
> > The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> > Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
> > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
> > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
> > The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the
> > world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
> > The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> > his is mine.'
> > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
> > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd
> > like a mild heart attack.'
> > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good .
Male readers : Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb , but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
you never listen ... now run along and put the dinnerĀ on, there's a good love . ..
Peace.....