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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661

Cows taking revenge

Good Morning World. I am back north again. Out of the Ya’ll capital of the south. No more grits. No more having to show Florida Voters how to open their ballets. No more Gator dodging. No More hustle and bustle traffic. Oh and I heard also that Florida Brahmas are now taking up issue with tourists. Oh yeah! I am not sure how it happened however word or Moo has spread all the way from Colorado. It's supposed to be the Other Way Around: On the South Boulder (Colo.) Creek Trail in January, as a woman was standing beside her bicycle, a cow wandered by and tipped her over (and then stepped on her legs before meandering off). So beware. You may be in danger if you get to close to those Florida cows. Sort of like Mad Cow Revenge. I also dug up this little ditty off the net as well. Way over in Athens, not Georgia but in Athens, Greece in December students rioting (triggered by a police officer's shooting of an unarmed 15-year-old boy), was so intensive that the police department quickly ran through its arsenal of tear gas and was forced to use supplies that were 25 years old. One demonstrator told a Times of London reporter that it was unfair for police to use canisters that old because they contained dangerous chemicals that caused rioters to get "sick" and to "have trouble breathing." Hmmm imagine that police cheating by using tear gas that apparently was working. Shame on them. I guess the rioting will have to be held where the newer tear gas canisters are located that do not work. A million thanks to Melody. She is now deemed the queen of Blog, The Blogger Substitute. She did a fantastic job in my absence and with that I am crowning her QOB…ewww looks bad doesn’t it…like someone caught the clap from touching a filthy toilet seat or something…However my meaning is Queen Of Blog. Thank you Mel you are a true Blue Friend. You kept the Boomer Blogs a rolling. For now I must tackle this pile of paper on my desk and continue forward. In the words of a great scholar “He who is missed by friends never feels alone” Oh and Jess, it was a Macaw not a Pigeon and those were not tights those were Kaptain Kangaroo Jammies. A huge hug 14 pats 3 pinches and a nod in your direction. Marrtay
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