Cracker Jack Hood was seen running across the field in his red flannel underwear. Fred Astair, the braham Bull was chasing Cracker Jack. I watched as Jack leaped the wooden fence just avoiding the horns of the brown bull.
Cracker came up on my porch and asked me if he could borrow some clothes. I asked him what happened and why was he running around in his underwear in the middle of winter?
Cracker grinned and explained he had been visiting Ms. Miller. Then Mr. Miller came back early and Cracker Jack had to make a fast getaway through the field. He escaped without Mr. Miller seeing him. But he had fergotten Fred Astair was in the field.
I gave Cracker some clothes and drove him to his shack.
Cracker Jack Hood is at least 58. And he is still chasing women.