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created on 07/17/2008  |  http://fubar.com/cuz-s/b232329

think bout it


THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A  MINUTE:


1.  Cows


2.  The  Constitution


3.  The Ten  Commandments


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COWS


Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow
epidemic  our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost

three years  ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of  
Washington?


And, they tracked her calves to their  stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around  our country. Maybe we
should
give each of them a  cow..


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THE  CONSTITUTION


They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why
don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it  anymore.


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THE 10  COMMANDMENTS


The  real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a  courthouse or   Congress is this --
You cannot post 'Thou  Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall  Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians  .... It creates a hostile work  environment.


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Also,  think about this ... If you don't want to
Forward  this for fear  of offending someone -- YOU ARE  PART
OF THE  PROBLEM! It is time for  America to speak  up!


Yep, I passed it  on!

how stupid

never thought i would see the day when the American people could be so stupid when they cant use just a little common sense..........why do we teach history in school????? because we seam not wanting to learn from our mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!! another q? why put a man in any office that has money to take more of your money?i guess when 3/4 of Americans living on the streets begging they might wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Economic Recovery Plan

Economic Recovery Plan Hi Pals, I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. These People put us in this position in the 1st place because of there Greed Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved. Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college – it’ll be there Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car – create jobs Invest in the market – capital drives growth Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy†) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.†But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC . And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

this is so true

YRCW will fail.Not maybe,for sure. I will not bore you with numbers or predictions or maybe scenarios.The reason is simple ATTITUDE. The attitude of management at this company is reprehensive. I am not referring to Zollars and company. They are multi millionaries who will survive financially if not EGOally. It is the middle managers and dispatchers who are putting the dagger into the heart of the company. How? 1. You have a an issue with the Teamsters.Call it envy, jealousy,or whatever you cannot tolerate the attitude from the people that actually perform the work. It is an attitude YOU GAVE BIRTH TO! 2. Zollars froze your pension.BOO HOO. He has a responsibilty to the shareholders doesn't he? Is that not what you tell your people when you screw them? 3.You kill any hope of a team atmosphere. You are arrogant.Why? What are you proud of? You cannot make a decision without CDO or Kansas approving. You ask PERMISSION for everything. Most high school children could do your job. 4.You have no true workplace friends. They will cut your throat to protect themselves or promote same. Yes it is true.Why? They like you are cowards at heart. 5.Your work ethics suck. Lazy. Fat. Slow. Do just the absolute mininum.Your use of profanity and insults towards the people that you need to perform are enormous. 6.Your attitude towards customers. Treated as a bother instead of the reason for being here. I spoke with the head of shipping at a large customer. They said our competitors had sent salespeople to see them. From Yellow they just got rates that were too high from a computer.Lazy.Fat.Slow.Losers. 7.You need to look into your actual place on the totem pole. If you are working at a terminal behind the counter, you are UNSKILLED LABOR. Look it up. There is no special licensing required to do your job. Degree? What for? Do you need a degree to call CDO? 8.When Yellow folds you will still be fat. lazy.slow. You will have been the supervisors of the titantic.Your skills MUST have been lacking,look what happened to the company! By the way, those Teamsters will be able to continue working, maybe not for the same package,but the professional license they hold carries over to the next employer. The bell will not toll for Mr. Zollars. It is muffled by CASH. It will toll for you wrapped in your arrogance.Remember this, when you piss off a Teamster, they stay pissed most of the day.Funny huh? The hilarious part is they are spending their day thinking about just one thing. Screwing you. Just you. What you should ask is if they are trying to get to me are they really getting to the customers? You have a degree right?

Hangovers happen

Hangovers happen Hangovers are easy to avoid. Don't drink. Or at least don't drink too much. Because physicians do not absolutely know what causes a "hangover" there are many suggestions for a) avoiding them and b) for recovering quickly when a) fails. What causes hangovers? - Drinking alcohol. But you probably knew that. - Dehydration. Alcohol is a diuretic; it makes you urinate and flushes fluids from the body. Drinking coffee only makes matters worse, because coffee also is a diuretic. The dehydration caused by alcohol and coffee can be minimized by drinking plenty of water. A headache is a symptom of dehydration and may be eased with pain relievers and water. - Some alcohol is worse than others. Brandy, red wine, rum, whisky, beer, white wine, gin and vodka are worst to least in descending order of likelihood to cause a hangover. The British Medical Journal did tests that showed drinking bourbon is twice as likely to cause a hangover than the same amount of vodka. - Different drinks for different folks. If you are allergic to yeast, for instance, unfiltered microbrewed beer might leave you with a terrible headache. Certain people are senstive to sulphur dioxide, an inti-oxidizing agent added to many wines to keep them fresh; others get headaches from chemical substance found in dark grape skins. The latter will drink white wine with no effects, and suffer with red wines. - Mixing drinks can cause hangovers. Be careful with what you're drinking and when you're drinking it. Remember this rhyme: "Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear." Beer or any other carbonated alcoholic beverage is absorbed much more quickly into your body. Drinking it before other alcoholic beverages will cause them to be absorbed more quickly as well. - The rate at which one absorbs alcohol can depend on mood — increased adrenaline pushes alcohol through the system much faster. Therefore, feeling deeply depressed or ecstacially happy makes you drunk faster. Taking preventitive steps - Begin by considering your height, weight and personal tolerance for alcohol when drinking. - Drink a glass of milk to start the evening. It will retard the absorption of alcohol, and protect your stomach against irritations. - Never drink on an empty stomach. Food helps to absorb some of the alcohol and aids the body in digesting it faster. Consider eating starchy foods to slow the alcohol absorption. - Limit yourself to less than one drink per hour. - Drink a glass of water between each beer you order. - Back in the '60s, a navy subcontractor provided "hangover shots," vitamin B injections, in the infirmaries of its many large U.S. centers. The shots were massive replacements of the water-soluble vitamins the previous night's massive consumption of alcohol had dehydrated right out of people. A good dose of water mixed with brewer's yeast (which is full of Vitamin B) before going to bed is a poor man's option. - Even if you pass on the Vitamin B, drink lots of water before going to bed. You're hung over - some cures? - Sleep. It gives your body time to recover. A tired or unfit drinker is especially vulnerable to hangovers. - Keep drinking water. - Eat. Complex carbohydrates such as bread and pasta will raise your blood sugar level. Bananas are excellent because they contain complex carbohydrates, potassium and Vitamin C. And if your stomach can't face food? Chamomile tea is best, and make the first cup really strong. The chamomile will help your stomach, and if you take in quantities of water with the tea, it will ease the pain. - Exercise. This will help you sweat the alcohol out of your system. - Sex. See exercise. There are doctors who claim hangovers are mostly mental. In that case you may feel the need to punish yourself with a more exotic cures. If so, try the Middle Ages mixture of bitter almonds and raw eel. Or mix together vinegar and raw eggs, and swig them down with a giant gulp. You might decide you were better off stopping at cure No. 5 above.

THE JOB - URINE TEST

THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Never Judge someone...........

Never Judge someone........... 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never looking back, she got in and drove away. After developing cancer in 1977 and having had to use food stamps; I had learned never to judge anyone, without knowing the circumstances of their life. This turned out to be the case today. Several minutes later a young man walked into the store. He went up to the cashier and asked if she had seen the woman. After describing her, the cashier told him that she had run out of the store, got into her car, and drove away. 'Why would she do that?' asked the man. Everyone in the line looked around at the fellow who had made the >statement. 'I made a stupid comment about the welfare card she was using. Something I shouldn't have said. I'm sorry,' said the man. 'Well, that's bad, real bad, in fact. Her brother was killed in Afghanistan two years ago. He had three young children and she has taken on that responsibility. She's twenty years old, single, and now has three children to support,' he said in a very firm voice. 'I'm really truly sorry. I didn't know,' he replied, shaking both his hands about. The young man asked, 'Are these paid for?' pointing to the shopping cart full of groceries. 'It wouldn't take her card,' the clerk told him. ' D o you know where she lives?' asked the man who had made the comment. 'Yes, she goes to our church. ' 'Excuse me,' he said as he made his way to the front of the line He pulled out his wallet, took out his credit card and told the cashier, 'Please use my card. PLEASE!' The clerk took his credit card and began to ring up the young woman's groceries. Hold on,' said the gentleman. He walked back to his shopping cart and began loading his own groceries onto the belt to be included. 'Come on people. We got three kids to help raise!' he told everyone in line. Everyone began to place their groceries onto the fast moving belt A few customers began bagging the food and placing it into separate carts. 'Go back and get two big turkeys,' yelled a heavyset woman, as she looked at the man. 'NO,' yelled the man. Everyone stopped dead in their tracks. The entire store became quiet for several seconds. 'Four turkeys,' yelled the man. Everyone began laughing and went back to work. When all was said and done, the man paid a total of $1,646.57 for the groceries. He then walked over to the side, pulled out his check book, and began writing a check using the bags of dog food piled near the front of the store for a writing surface. He turned around and handed the check to the young man. 'She will need a freezer and a few other things as well,' he told the man. The young man looked at the check and said, 'This is really very generous of you. ' 'No,' said the man. 'Her brother was the generous one. ' Everyone in the store had been observing the odd commotion and began to clap. And I drove home that day feeling very American. We live in the Land of the free, because of the Brave!!! Remember our Troops of Yesterday and Today!!! A great example of why we should be kind and patient. Kindness is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear. May God's many blessings continue to be with you - ALWAYS!!! MAY THIS KEEP GOING.... IT WILL OPEN A LOT OF EYES, HOPEFULLY HEARTS, AN D KEEP SOME MOUTHS SHUT.
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