Fubarian Flirtologist's blog: "Fun stuff!"

My dearest Monday,

We've got to stop meeting like this. I think you need to step up your game and be more like Saturday & Sunday. Let's face it, they are far more fun then you. If you keep this crap up I am removing you from my calendar all together. Tuesday will be my new go to.

Rock Candy

P.S. Those holidays like Memorial and Labor Day, I like those. Keep up the good work.