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>> >FIRST DEGREE
>> >A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
>> >morning The wife (undoubtedly blond), picked up the phone,
>> >listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200
>> >miles from here!" and hung up.
>> >The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't
>> >know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
>> >
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>> >
>> >SECOND DEGREE
>> >
>> >Two blonds are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
>> >the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
>> >mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second
>> >blond says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blond hands her the
>> >compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "
>> >You dummy, it's me!"
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>> >
>> >THIRD DEGR EE
>> >A blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
>> >out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
>> >when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
>> >Well, the blond is really angry. She opens her purse to take out
>> >the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the
>>gun
>> >and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells,
>> >"No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blond replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>> >
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>> >
>> >FOURTH DEGREE
>> >A blond was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
>> >proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend
>> >says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
>> >The blond replies, "Oh, that's easy: W. "
>> >
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>> >
>> >FIFTH DEGREE
>> >What d id the blond ask her doctor when he told her she was
>> >pregnant?
>> >"Is it mine?"
>> >
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>> >
>> >SIXTH DEGREE
>> >Bambi, a blond in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in
>> >her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she
>> >knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the
>> >question then finally said, "That was the decision George
>> > Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "
>> >
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>> >
>> >SEVENTH DEGREE
>> >Returning home from work, a blond was shocked to find her
>> >house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
>> >once and reported the crime. ; The police dispatcher broadcast
>> >the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the
>> >first to respond.
>> >As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
>> >the blond ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
>> >and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her
>> >hands, she moaned,
>> >"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police
>> >for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
