A doctor in Louisiana wants to get off work and go hunting, so he approaches his assistant. Boudreaux; I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic,' he says. 'I want you to take care of the clinic & all my patients. ' Yes, sir!' answers Boudreaux.
The doctor goes hunting & returns the following day and asks; 'So, Boudreaux how was your day?'
Boudreaux tells him that he took care of three patients.
'The first?one?
'Had a headache, so I give him da Tylenol.
''Bravo, Boudreaux, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him da Maalox, says Boudreaux.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third one?'
'Sir, I was sittin here and all of a sudden da door opens and a woman comes a runing into da room! Quick as a wink she tears her clothes off, every stitch including her bra and her panties, and then she laid down on da table. She spreads her legs and shouts, 'Help me, I beg you! It's been five years since I've seen a man!'
'Thunderin' heavens, Boudreaux, what did you do?'...........
'I put drops in her eyes.'