FOOD-OLOGY*
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. French
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Don't have one
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Gino's East Pizzeria
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Fried Oscar Mayer Bologna
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Extra Sausage
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter and Grape Jelly
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Whatever I have that is minty
*TECHNOLOGY*
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. I'm guessing about 60
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 106
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A Dragon and a Tiger around a Skull
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 6
*BIOLOGY*
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Both
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. Yep gotta love the dimples
Q. What's your best feature?
A. My Big arms for Bear hugs
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My fat ass self out of my chair at work
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope
*MISCOLOGY*
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yep
Q. Is love for real?
A. yes it is
Q. What color do you think you look best in?
A. Black and green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. by mistake No on purpose yes.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yes
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes
*DAREOLOGY*
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Nope
Q. Would you never go on myspace again for $50,000?
A. Yes there are other sites to see.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. LOL yeah right what magazine would want to lose it’s customers.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Nope, I hate hot sauce
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for 1,000,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: Hell no I need my Daily Fix
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: keys
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: HELL MOTHER FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: No the Last one I had I wanted to KILL!!!!!
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: None
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I’m a Big Scary Black Guy so you tell me… Hmmm could it be Daily
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Who says I want to grow up…
Q: What cell phone service do you have?
A: Sprint
RANDOM:
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Home from Work
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. GRINDHOUSE, It Fucking ROCKS!!!!!!
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Whenever I’m around people I care about.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes one of the best Friends anyone could have just as long as I consider you worthy.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Black
Q: Can you believe you just sat there and did this?
A: Yes it’s a slow night here at work
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