++ DRUGS FOR WOMEN ++
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>DAMNITOL
>Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
hours.
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>EMPTYNESTROGEN
>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
>of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
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>moved out!
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>ST. MOMMA'S WORT
>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
>unconscious for up to two days.
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>PEPTOBIMBO
>Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
>an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
>prevents conception.
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>DUMBEROL
>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
>enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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>FLIPITOR
>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the
>urge to flip off other drivers.
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>MENICILLIN
>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
>lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
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>BUYAGRA
>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
>duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
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>JACKASSPIRIN
>Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
>anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
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>ANTI-TALKSIDENT
>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
>share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
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>NAGAMENT
>When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
>irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
