A young man was staggering about drunk with a key in his
hand. "What's going on?" inquired a passing cop. "They stole
my car!" said the man. "Where did you last see it?" "On the
end of this key!" The cop looked him over and said, "Are you
aware, sir, that your privates are hanging out of your trousers?"
"Holy Crap!" exclaimed the man. "They got my girlfriend too!