I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE LOCAL WATERHOLE OR 2 OR 3(WAIT I GOTTA PISS)OK I`M BACK.REALLY GUYS I DON`T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AT TIMES LIKE THIS I`D JUST AS SOON FLOP THE LID DOWN AND SIT AND PISS LIKE A GIRL AT LEAST I AIN`T GOT TO CLEAN THE F--KIN PISS OFF THE STOOL OR FLOOR TOMORROW.HEY AM I ALONE HELL NO.IT`S REALLY TIME GUYS QUIT BEING SO F--KIN SELF RIGHTEOUS HELL YOU MIGHT EVEN SLIP A FART OUT WHILE YOU`RE THERE.DAMMIT I`M 50 YEARS OLD AND I REALLY AIN`T ASHAMED TO TALK ABOUT NOTHIN.LIFE IS TO SHORT TO BE AN UPTIGHT EGOTISTICAL ASH--E. LIGHTEN UP SHIT HAPPENS JUST BE GLAD YOU WERE THERE TO TALK ABOUT IT WHEN YOU`RE 50.I WAS THE LOCAL WHORE DOG IN MY DAY STREAKED THE DOWN TOWN AND DID THE SHIT EVERYONE ELSE DREAMED OF DOING IN THEIR OLD AGE.I DON`T REGRET A THING I`VE DONE 3 YEARS FOR UNCLE SAM(75 TO 78)PARTIED LIKE THE BEST OF YOU SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT MY PAGE DON`T JUDGE ME TILL YOU`VE WORN MY SHOES CAUSE I`LL HAVE TO WHIP YR ASS TO GET THEM OFF YR FEET.I`VE LIVED THE GOOD DAYS.
