THE TOP 8 BOYS OF THE IDOL 6
1) Blake Lewis ('All Mixed Up,' by 311 -- Loves Improv Comedy, Halloween, and 311.) - The first guy I ever dated LOVED 311. A lot. I tolerated it, but I won't tolerate it any more.
Who goes on the Idol and sings 311? Honestly!
What's Blake going to sing next?
Crazytown?
Everlast? How about some
Deep Blue Something?
Now that would be a headache to my ears.
2) Sanjaya Malakar ('Waiting On the World to Change,' by John Mayer -- Knows how to hula.) - Painful. And wimpy.
3) Sundance Head ('Jeremy,' by Pearl Jam -- Wears a "fat suit.") - Do I have to watch the rest of this show?
I don't know if I can take another Sundance performance. Or another Sanjaya performance. Or another Phil Stacey performance. Or pretty much anyone's performance. Except for Melinda and LaKisha. They are the diamonds in the roughness that is the Idol 6.
4) Chris Richardson ('Tonight I Want to Cry,' by Keith Urban -- Lost a lot of weight before the Idol.) - At least he's pretty.
5) Jared Cotter ('If You Really Love Me,' by Stevie Wonder -- Played Division II college basketball.) - Jared may be sexy, but he's no
Ryan Starr...
...now that was a Stevie Wonder Idol performance of epically bad proportions.
6) Brandon Rogers ('I Just Want to Celebrate,' by Rare Earth -- Is a classical piano player.) - At least he wasn't boring.
But here's the thing, Brandon's performances are so forgettable that even Simon can't keep his name straight (he called Brandon -- "Travis").
7) Phil Stacey ('I Need You,' by Leann Rimes -- Hasn't always been bald.) - Ugh.
Just UGH.
8) Chris Sligh ('Wanna Be Loved,' by DC Talk -- Used to have short hair.) - Chris sings soulless Christian Rock. Again.
I'm done with him.
judge jru votesNo one. Seriously.
judge jru predictsSanjaya? Sundance? Phil Stacey? Anyone except Chris Sligh, Chris Richardson, and Blake Lewis.
