"In just a few moments, we will be covering the press conference from City Hall, downtown Fairview Heights. We will bring that to you live, as it happens."
(OK, I'll bite. WHEN THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BRING IT TO ME LIVE?)
This was said to me after being lied to straight to my face. If I can smell the dick on your breath bitch, then stop lying and admit you sucked it, whore.