HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED!!!! (IM A 58) WOW!!!!
Body: dy: TEST: HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)
AND NO CHEATING!
SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR...
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1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
A. LIGHT COLOR
B. CHANGE COLORS
C. DARK
2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
A. SEDUCE THEM
B. JUST CHILL
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE
3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
A. RAIN
B. THUNDERSTORM
C. SUNNY
D. CLOUDY
4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
A. STRAWBERRIES
B. CHERRIES
C. GRAPES
D. PEACHES
E. KIWI
5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
A. NIGHT
B. DAY
C. AFTERNOON
6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
A. FALL
B. SUMMER
C. SPRING
D. WINTER
7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?
a-HEADBOARD
b-NO HEADBOARD
8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
A-LEO
B-VIRGO
C-SCORPIO
D-LIBRA
E-GEMINI
F-ARIES
G-CAPRICORN
H-CANCER
I-PISCES
J-AQUARIUS
K-TAURUS
L-SAGITARIUS
9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
A. ASTRO VAN
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING
C. PARK
D. AIR PLANE
E. PARENTS ROOM
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE
10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR
B. VERIZON
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL
D. ALTEL
E. CRICKET
F. METRO
G. BOOST MOB
H. US CELLULAR
I. VODAFONE
11.PICK AN ANIMAL-
A. LION
B. LIZARD
C. SNAKE
D. MONKEY
12.PICK A TOPPING-
A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP
B. HONEY
C. WHIP CREAM
D. NUTS
13.WHICH WAY?
A. UP
B. DOWN
C. SIDEWAYS
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========
***ANSWERS****
1.
A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS
B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS
C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS
2.
A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS
B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS
3.
A. RAIN--------------- (4) POINTS
B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS
C. SUNNY------------- (3) POINTS
D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS
4.
A. STRAWBERRIES- (5) POINTS
B. CHERRIES-------- (4) POINTS
C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS
D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS
E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS
5.
A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS
B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS
C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS
6.
A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS
B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS
C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS
D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS
7.
-HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS
-NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS
8.
LEO---------- (5) POINTS
VIRGO------- (5) POINTS
SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS
LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS
GEMINI------ (4) POINTS
ARIES-------- (4) POINTS
CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS
CANCER------ (4) POINTS
PISCES------- (5) POINTS
AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS
TAURUS------ (5) POINTS
SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS
9.
A. ASRTO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING-- (4) POINTS
C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS
D. AIRPLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS
E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS
10.
A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS
B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS
C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (4) POINTS
D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS
E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS
F. metro-------------- (3) POINTS
G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS
H. US CELLULAR-------(5) POINTS
I. VODAFONE________(5) POINTS
11.
A. LION------ (5) POINTS
B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS
C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS
D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS
12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS
B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS
C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS
D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS
13.
A. UP---------------------- (2) POINTS
B. DOWN----------------- (3) POINTS
C. SIDEWAYS----------- (4) POINTS
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE-(5)POINTS
NOW ADD THE POINTS UP!!!!
RATINGS:
25-34= PRIESTS SON or DAUGHTER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.
35-49= PRETTY DAMN FREAKY, BUT THERE'S STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.
50+ = TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!, LETS GET OUR FREAK ONN***