going to bed the other night i noticed someone in the shed stealing things. i call the police and they told me "there are no available cars in the area" and they would be a while. i hung up, called back and told them "dont worry about sending a cop, send an ambulance, i shot them. within seconds there were cops and helos EVERYWHERE!. they caught the thieves red handed! then he cops say to me "i thought you said you shot them!" to that i said "i thought there wasnt a cop available!"