> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he
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> wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies
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> and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
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> redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around
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> the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
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>
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> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
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> shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the
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> women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I
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> have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give
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> a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
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> in." The words were barely out of his mouth when
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> there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and
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> saw Leroy in the pool!
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> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
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> Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
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> thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
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> biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
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> through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
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> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both
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> Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
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> Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to
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> the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
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> climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring
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> at him in disbelief.
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> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe
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> you a million dollars,"
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> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
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> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
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> You won the bet. How about half a million bucks
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> then?"
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> "No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy.
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>
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> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you
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> something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche
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> and a Rolex and some stock options?"
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> Again Leroy said no.
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> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what
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> do you want?"
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> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed
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> me in the pool!"
