Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly
the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a axe
to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a 44 Magnum and pointed it at him and said,
"No you're not! Keep to the book? You're going to eat me!"
