1.(415): And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
(1-415): What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
(415): He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
2.(612): I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
3.(218): Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
(763): ew wtf
4.(302): she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
5.(914): omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
6.(914): i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
7.(917): Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
8.(705): i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
9.(216): let's bang
(773): You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
10.(949): After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(