A rich man and a redneck were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries.
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."
The redneck asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The redneck acknowledges the rich man's answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"
The redneck replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."
