A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper
in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she
replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was
the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey,
I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
explanation." Three days later he was watching a ballgame on
TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time
with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to,
he asked, "What the hell was that for?" "Your horse
called." she replied!"
