Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb???
Border Collie
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund
I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...
Labrador Retriever (La
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?? (see also old English sheepdog)
Malamute
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer
I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
Old English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
