She is not a BABE or a CHICK..She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE..She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT
She is not HALF NAKED...She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY..She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED
She is not CONCEITED..She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
She does not want to MARRIED..She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER..She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She does not TEASE or FLIRT..She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION
She is not TOO SKINNY...She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE..She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE
She has not BEEN AROUND..She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME..She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE
She does not GET YOU EXCITED..She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT
She is not KINKY..She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER
She does not have a KILLER BODY..She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She does not GO SHOPPING..She is MALL FLUENT
She is not an AIR-HEAD..She is REALITY IMPAIRED
She does not Get DRUNK or TIPSY..She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY..She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY
She is not COLD or FRIGID..She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE
She is not HORNY..She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP..She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS..She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
She does not NAG YOU..She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She is not a SLUT..She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
She is not LOOSE..She is ELASTICALLY UNDERPRIVILEGED
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS..She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE..She is a LOW COST PROVIDER
