A little boy goes to his father and Asks "Daddy,how was I Born?"
The father answers:"Well son,I Guess one day you will need to Find out anyway!
Your Mom and I First got together in a chat Room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.As soon as i was ready to upload,we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was too late to hit the delete button,nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:YOU GOT MALE !