I AM
UNSPEAKABLY LOUD
INSANELY NORMAL
CREATIVELY DULL
HORRIBLY GOOD
ARROGANTLY HUMBLE
HYSTERICALLY CALM
PERFECTLY IMPERFECT
SIMPLY COMPLEX
PRECISELY OFF-CENTER
FOOLISHLY REALISTIC
ANIMATEDLY REAL
PATIENTLY ANXIOUS
COWARDLY COURAGEOUS
AND
CHARACTERISTICALLY REMARKABLE
OR SO I'M TOLD
AND I'M COMPLETELY OK WITH IT!