i hate wednesday.
i used to love wednesday cuz its the day the kids get out of school early and we'd have the whole afternoon doing cool mommy n me stuff...which sounds delightful yes? yes i thought so too.
now...i have to go into the office on wednesday...and sit thru boring staff meetings that have absolutely nothing to do with me while pretending im actually paying attention to the monotony and taking notes. *laughs*
ya right.
the day i pay attention to who stole all the paperclips...cuz guess what? yes thats right. it was me. why? cuz they make me go to these boring ass staff meetings.
i could be at home.
i could be eating sushi.
where i am?
sitting in the 7th realm of hell.
i could have written a memo to inform them of everything i need them to do in order to complete this particular brief and the forth-coming appeal...but no...they didnt think of this...until i brought it up...at which time they said 'gee what a good idea'...
its 6.
im hungry.
im tired.
i want to get the hell out of here.
good thing they dun block cherry here.
thats not surprising tho...they're not the brightest crayons in the box...the sharpest tools in the shed...sharp as a marble...etc etc etc
*sigh*
theres no way i could do this shit everyday.
*im not even supposed to be here today*
quick...what movie?
it doesnt necessarily work since i am sposed to be here today but i can pretend dammit.
i need to rephrase this line so i can use it next wednesday
*cute cat. whats his name?*
*annoying customer*
aaaahahahahahaha
oops.
i laughed out loud...again.
i would be in trouble...but i guess it comes in handy that they're a lil afraid of me...muahahahhaa.
yes thats right bitches...if i quit you're all up shits creek. and dont you forget it!
k ya its my turn to talk...so i suppose i should stop blogging and explain to these morons what exactly their job duties entail in order for me to perform to my standards.
gah!
tschuess!
