Pimptation's blog: "Random Musings and Filth!!!"

AHEM *to no one in particular* The world would be a far better place if everyone would just fuck each other This chick on myspace who shall remain nameless.... less you start reading her worthless bulletins and stop reading mine.....recently penned a post that essentially took the words right out of my mouth........ and God knows all I ever seem to talk about is fucking...... but it bears repeating: we would all be a lot better off if people weren't so damn immature when it comes to sex. *eyes wide in amazement* BABY!!!! I have been thinking that very thing for the last two or three months....... Think of how much happier everyone would be with a little casual fucking in their lives.... It doesn't happen nearly enough........ I'm not talking about going out, getting wasted and grabbing the easiest/ugliest thing you can find at a bar and taking it home with you. I'm talking about friends fucking..... What ever happened to the fuck buddy? Does this even really exist? Are there people whose sole interaction is to show up at one another's apartments...... rail the crap out of each other,......and take off without exchanging any pleasantries? Maybe some have it so lucky........but it's a rarer commodity than it should be........ Why is this? Because women can't have sex without getting attached. It's a scientific fact. But Hey..... guys get hurt too..... I've seen them with my own eyes--they're the chumps slumping over the bar.....alternately throwing them back and pumping more cash in the juke to hear those horrible Tom Waits songs. What is is about heartbroken men, bars, and Tom Waits? of course this only applies to the guys Ive seen since living in Midtown....because if I see heartbroken men on a regular occurrence....my Gaydar goes into overdrive.... forcing me to leave said bar to never return..... but anyways.... Granted......(I say that alot don't I?).......My view of sex is a little rawer than most..... but I really think you have to look at it for what it is: the most primal and basic of human urges. We need to be having sex....... We have to be having sex...... Carnality is part of who we are........ despite centuries of puritan oppression......*curse you slave owners......curse you!!!!* Think about how great it would be if you could just call one of your female friends over for no-strings-attached full-on fucking. You know you're already attracted to your female friends; the only reason you're friends with them in the first place is the hope that one day the two of you will get so smashed that you'll end up in bed together. And imagine your female friend could come over, fuck you, and not give a shit! You could boot her out of your apartment, go back to watching TV or doing the crossword, and she can go home and fantasize about Jason from "Laguna Beach."* *Seriously, am I missing something here? Why has literally every girl on the show hooked up/become obsessed with that chubby, monosyllabic mute? I've never seen anyone rock such a poorly grown beard yet still manage to achieve the continuing level of success this kid has. Oh wait a sec. His family is filthy rich. Now I get it. /sarcasm & hating anyways..... Not only is there no clinging....... but you don't even have to share your bed!....... The bed is all yours!....... Whoever came up with the idea that two people can comfortably share a bed clearly didn't possess arms or legs. Why is there such a disconnect between men and women when it comes to having sex? We don't fall hopelessly in love with everyone we fuck...... nor do we need to delude ourselves into thinking we're in love with you to sleep with you........ I bet there are women out there who are just as into fucking as guys........but are too afraid to say it or do anything about it for fear of being labeled a strumpet or whore. Well, I say we need a new women's movement right now for 2007, and first and foremost on the road to female empowerment is the proverbial unshackling of the vagina.... I'm jus sayin.... Hmmmmmm......I think maybe it's all in the nature of the orgasm for men and women. Whereas men get get their nuts off with hardly any effort on the woman's part besides being present...... the female requires much more personal attention. They need the emotional aspect to turn themselves on because the 4 minute bunny-fuck in and of itself simply does not work. Since they rarely actually orgasm during sex they grow attached to those who can actually make this happen. Can you blame them? *blank stare* oh my bad...I almost CARED for a minute..... Of course...not ALL women fall in love because of good sex..... I think we men misinterpret it that way sometimes....because...... Case in point: I have been involved with a few chix that didnt mind being the other woman...... in fact.....one chick was the other woman for two years--She in NO way wanted me to leave my woman...... nor did she EVER want to be in a relationship with my triflin ass..... HOWEVER she did want to see me ALOT more often than she did..... ONLY because I would beat the brakes off dat bootay...nah mean? .......but...Feelings? I think not.... LOL....I told ya I say "fuck" alot...*grin*