>If you're from Colorado....
>
>You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
>
>When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave
>your legs and wear a skirt.
>
>It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.
>
>You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of
>temperature.
>
>You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you
>make fun of them.
>
>"Humid" is over 25%.
>
>Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the
>mountains.
>
>You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one.
>
>You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you
>grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
>
>You know what the Continent al Divide is.
>
>You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
>
>You went to Casa Bonita as a child.
>
>You bought your car from John Elway.
>
>You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember
>why....something about football...
>
>You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such
>activities.
>
>You always know the elevation of where you are.
>
>You know that there are two kinds of Colorado Girls: those who shave,
>and those who don't.
>
>You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going
>to snow tomorrow.
>
>You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at
>Mile High.
>
>You know that Colfax is a street you would most likely find a hooker.
>
>You get pissed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas, Nebraska,
>Wyoming, or "one of those o ther big square states out west."
>
>When you hear that the Chiefs and the Raiders are having bad seasons,
>You laugh uncontrollably.
>
>Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
>
>Everybody wears jeans to church.
>
>You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on
>TV.
>
>You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its natural habitat
>is Boulder.
>
>You've made naked snow angels.
>
>You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it
>Elitches, not Six Flags.
>
>You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from
>altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
>
>Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap
>out of the Raiders.
>
>You've been to the original Chipotle near the DU campus on Evans.
>
>When people out East t ell you they have mountains in their state too,
>you just laugh.
>
>You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels "sticky" and you
>notice the sky is no longer blue.
>
>REPOST IF YOU LIVE IN OR ARE FROM CO!!!
