When you see a deer you see bambi
and I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
and I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways, well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up
Aww but no matter what
Remember I'm still guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
Well I'd like to give it a whorl
Well love makes a man do something he ain't proud of
and in a weak moment I might
Aalk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart, hold you hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
Cause he cop'd a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talkng to your friends
Saying yeah girls he's come a long way
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in acave
But when you say a back rub means only a back rub Then you swat my hand when I try
Well what can I say at the end of the day
Honey I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
Cause he cop'd a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botox'd
With deep spray on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutured
It's heading out to be feminized
Well I don't hi-light my hair, I've still got a pair
Yeah Honey, I'm still guy
Aww, my eye brows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank god
I'm still a guy
