*A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.*
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Three women, from England , Wales , and Ireland , were walking past and felt
sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No !'
So, she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No !'
So, she gave him a big wet kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ' Why, no! '
She said, 'Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in.