it's my kids last day of school and of course i overslept. didn't wake up until 7:40 which is the time my kids are supposed to be in school. lovely!
get everyone dressed and ready in record time, jump in my car and WHAMMO! suprise number 2 of the day. car won't start. lovely!
start calling ppl for rides and of course can't find anyone. lovely! just happen to look over and realize j's truck is still in the drive, now to find my set of keys.
finally get going and WHAMMO! i remember that my two younger kids are supposed to take a lunch. haul ass to the grocery store grab some lunchables finally get their butts to school. now to go back home to try and clean up my living room, because the cable guy is supposed to show up to transfer me over to cable internet and set up my dvr. no show. are we surprised yet? i'm not. it's one of THOSE days. get a girlfriend to come over and wait for cable guy so i can get to work.
get to work and i'm a few minutes early. so i'm thinkin the day is lookin a bit better. NOT! i sit and wait and wait and wait some more.
my boss decides not to show up until 9:45 and i've been there since 8:50.
it's gotta be 5 o'clock somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!
