You decide you finally think you met "The One"..or someone you might just settle down with..everything clicks and things look so bright...then it happens....It's like a disease called "Jerkoffitis".
It is a disease I beleive that was rare years ago but now has been surfacing more and more. At this time in my life it seems to be at an epidemic state.
I beleive these days there is no cure for this condition.
The signs of this disease are as follows:
1. Paying WAY too much attention to you
2. Promising anything you want
3. Calling you princess
4. Saying they want to be with you forever after a very short time
5. Promising to spend time with you but never really pinpointing the time
6. Calling you constantly to find out what you are doing
7. Wanting phone sex and asking very "Unusual" things
8. Say they have money
LADIES!! STAY AWAY FROM MEN LIKE THESE AT ALL COSTS!!!!
They are full of shit and need a kick in the ass...they ALWAYS dissapear or are married!!!
