A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The
father
said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and
ran
Back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be
quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was
quiet
when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the
skunk
climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the
wasp
stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or
scratch
when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, Should
we
eat them here or take them with us?' "Well, I guess I just
panicked..............."