I’m HAPPY the way i am thanks !
Current mood: content
In todays society we see women portrayed as teeny tiny lil' things , If i was a guy i'd be scared shitless that i'd break one Sheesh...News flash girls .. if you starve your poor lil bodies the next time you do decide to eat more than a saltine and some premium bottled water , you're going to blow up bigger than a sumo-wrestler when they're not training !
Today after my shower while i was getting dressed i noticed that i'm a lil curvier than i was a few months ago , and get this I didn't whine about it . So what !! Ummmmm I like to eat , not in excess mind you , but I like my meat and taters , i like pasta , lots of it if u don't mind ! I do have a very bad habit .. I drink soda Ugh , not that diet shit either but real weightwatcher law breaking COCA COLA !! Guess what , I don't care if it has umteen calories per serving ... Its hella' better than drinking this contaminated shit that comes out of the tap .. Oh yea NEWSFLASH for all you bottled water drinkers Ummmmmmmmmm 98% of bottled water is actually just boiled down tap water =o)~ Save your money and boil your own ......
Well now that we have my fat girl eating/drinking habits out of the way lets see ... I can run w/o the aid of an inhaler or a helious oxygen tank , I work out daily (well okay i look at the bowflex everyday , i use it 3-5 times a week) I hike , i jog , i'm active and yet i'm still a thick-chic , i have curves where i should , a few where maybe i shouldn't but Eh so what !.. How many of you guys have a lil gut started Hmmmmmm !?!? A lil to much of the lightbeer = just as big of a gut as not so much of the full calorie shit ! I really find it amusing when you have a guy who's *i'll try to be nice i promise* a FAT ASS SLOB *whoops promises are made to be broken right?* saying how he hates fat chics and will only date skinny broads ?Hmmmmm lil hypocritical dontcha think ?!? .. Or you'll have skinny girls wondering why in the hell a buff ass guy will pick a big girl over them *Hint* could it be because when they're fucking us , our pelvis and hip bones aren't digging into their internal organs ? Could it be that we can take a nice hard lay and scream harder harder , as opposed to going *Ouch omg not so hard .. Omg my hip just popped out , oh shit u broke my rib when u hugged me , Oh shit did u brush b4 u kissed me because i know you had pizza and that will sooooo mess up my zone diet like omg ! !!?!??! Think about it ! HAH!
So to sum up this rant .. i'll leave you like this , i'm thick , i'm happy .. i can take a lickin and keep on tickin ! If u don't like fat , thick , voluptous women Ummmm then fuck off , don't look at us and if by chance u have to .. Then deal with it cuz we're just twice as fabulous as the skinny ones !