Over 16,538,874 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I've got a HH tonite and would love to have an auto to go with it.
I would rather trade with someone, I've got more than enough credits.
If you can trade please message me.
Thank all
&hearts
Dear Friend,
I found something that I think you will like. The company's name is YouData (youdata.com). They are trying to convince consumers like us that we should be the ones controlling our own data and selling our own attention, not third parties like broadcasters, newspapers, and spammers. By creating a MeFile at YouData.com, I now control what ads I see and when I see them. Best part - I am selling my attention directly to interested advertisers, for real money. That's right, I get paid for giving them my attention. I can use the funds to buy music and video online, donate to charities, give to my favorite blogs and websites, or keep the change myself and do whatever I want with it.
It's real. They pay. You should check it out.
Click this link to sign up. My MeFile ID, swtli78, in the "Referral Code" will tell them I sent you.
http://www.youdata.com/join/swtli78
Take care,
Lisa
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Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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You watch the weather channel.
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Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
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You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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You're the one calling the police because those #%$@! kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
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Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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You don't know what time taco bell closes anymore.
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Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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You feed your dog science diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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You take naps.
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Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
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My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Words to use aside from masturbation (female):
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beating the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Beaver Bop
Buffin' the Muffin
Chocking the Oyster
Cleaving It To Beaver
Clubbin' the Nubbin'
Cuddling the Kitty
Dickless Dildo Dancing
Fanning the Fur
Feed the Beaver
Fiddle With Your Middle
Fluff Your Muff
Gagging the Clam
Get A Stinky Pinky
Groovin' Your Grove
Hee-Haw With Your Wrinkled Mee-Haw
Hiking In the Canyon
Itch the Ditch
Jerkin' Your Merkin
Ladle Out the Gravy Boat
Leave It To Beaver
Lovin' Your Oven
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Nuzzle Your Fuzz
Oiling the Puss
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Parting the Pink Sea
Piddle the Pooter
Playing the Clitar
Pound Your Mound
Pull Your Clit 'Til You Spit
Punt Your Cunt
Rub Your Cooze 'Til You Ooze
Rubbin' Your Nubbin'
Scratch Your Snatch
Shelling the Oyster
Slappin' the South Mouth
Split Your Slit
Stirring the Clam Chowder
Swat Your Twat
Teasing the Kitty
Tickle the Taco
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Yanking the Ya-Ya
I just wanted to let the friends I owe salutes to know that I have not forgotten. Being sick and other things with home have been kinda crazy.
My face looks horrible so I'm waiting for it to hopefully clear so I can get my salutes out to you all.
Thanks for understanding.
xoxo
lisa
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