DISCLAIMER: This is not intended, in any way, to reflect disparagingly upon Daniel Boone or any direct descendants of Mr. Boone.
First I would like to say that, though its true I was born in Germany, I am a Mississippian. That being said, I am fully aware of the fact that the Nobel Prize Patrol is not likely to show up here in a mini-van bearing Ed MacMahon and a bunch of balloons at any time in the foreseeable future. Not only that but, if Tunica, MS is not the asshole of the Earth, it is certainly within farting distance of it.
OK. I got stuck behind a mini-van with Kentucky plates on it today and I just have this brief bit of information for Kentucky: Now, I don't know if they have these in Kentucky or not but, a four-way-stop, DOES NOT MEAN, that you have to wait for three more cars to show up. Mkaaaay?