> > KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
> >
> >1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly
> >age 6)
> >
> >2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
> >
> >3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
> >sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
> >
> >4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
> >
> >5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy
> >age 8)
> >
> >6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
> >(Millie age 6)
> >
> >7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
> >ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
> >to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off
> >eating beans. (William age 7)
> >
> >8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And
> >how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
> >
> >9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
> >screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> >sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 8)
> >
> >10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
> >give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
> >think they have to plug themselves into chargers. ; (Christopher age 6)
> >
> >11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
> >willy small. (Kevin age 6)
> >
> >12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
> >can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 9)
> >
> >13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
> >going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
> >right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)