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created on 01/21/2007  |  http://fubar.com/life/b46867

Kids write about the sea

> > KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA > > > >1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly > >age 6) > > > >2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) > > > >3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have > >sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) > > > >4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily > >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) > > > >5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy > >age 8) > > > >6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. > >(Millie age 6) > > > >7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the > >ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle > >to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off > >eating beans. (William age 7) > > > >8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And > >how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) > > > >9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always > >screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big > >sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 8) > > > >10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can > >give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I > >think they have to plug themselves into chargers. ; (Christopher age 6) > > > >11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my > >willy small. (Kevin age 6) > > > >12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers > >can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 9) > > > >13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was > >going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired > >right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)
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