Since my baby left me... I got a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of lonely street at Hillywood Hotel.
I was married once to a sweet gal. Back then she was so sweet I could have just eaten her up! After the divorce... I wish I had!
She tried to take me to the cleaners but she made the mistake of finding out I don't have nuthing. My family owns everything. Thar is nuthing in my name.
Oh, she bitched and complained. Threatened to tell the world that I was a porn star. I tole her to go ahead. I ain't ashamed of my porn career. I is kinda proud of it!
Well, pappy gave her a check with lots of zeroes. She was happy. Moved to the Bahamas. I don't hear from her no more.
Pappy tole me never to marry agin without getting the bride to sign one of them pre-nuptial agreements. I assured him that won't be a problem. Once being married was enuff fer Kooky Nutt!
