In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth, then rested , then God created nature and rested again, then God created man and all was fine
Then One day Adam came to God and said "God I'm awfully lonely", " What would it take to create me a creature that will serve me hand and foot, make mad passionate love to me whenever I want and obey my every command?"
The Lord said, " That will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought about it a while and said, "Lord that's awfully steep.... What would I get for a rib!
