FREAKING LONG ASS SURVEY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Do you want to get married?
ABOUT AS MUCH AS I WANT MY TERSTICLES REMOVED WITH A CHAINSAW.
Who were u talking to last?
MY DOG MURPHY.
Do people ever mistake you for being a different race?
WHAT?!?!?!? YOUR TELLING ME I'M NOT BLACK?!? SON OF BITCH!!!
Do you collect anything?
INSULTS, MEMORIES, RANDOM SHIT, AND USELESS INFORMATION.
Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?
FUCK NO.
What do you worry about the most?
GOING TO SLEEP.
Do you have any friends with "benefits"?
NO, BUT I AM ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.
Are you drinking anything?
RUM AND COKE.
Do you like beer?
NO, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!
Do you have any weapons for personal protection?
KNIFES, HATCHETS, AX HANDLES, GUNS, FLASHLIGHTS, AND MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS WITH A BRICK!!!!
What's your favorite fruit?
WATERMELLON.
Do you believe "Once a cheater, always a cheater"?
YEAH, AND IF YOU HAVE AN ARGUMENT AGAINST THIS THEN YOUR PROLLY A FUCKING LYING ASS CHEATER YOURSELF.
Last person you had an argument with?
MYSLEF.
Have you ever ran away from home?
YEAH, STILL TRY TO OCCASSIONALLY.
Where were you 2 hours ago?
READING IN BED.
Favorite concert you have been to?
TO MANY GOOD ONES TO NARROW DOWN TO ONE.
Are you listening to music?
YUP. GLORY DAYS BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN.
Describe the shirt you are wearing?
FREE SHIRT FROM A SHIT RAP BAND CALLED 9TH CORNER.
Do you know anyone named Bob?
YEAH.
What is your favorite candy?
STARBURSTS!!!
Dou you take your daily vitamins?
YEAH.
Last thing you bought from Walgreens?
SYRINGES.
What do you think about the president?
I DON'T.
What are your favorite pizza toppings?
EXTRA CHEESE, BACON, AND SAUSAGE AND ONIONS.
What is your greatest fear?
THE CLOPWNS FUCKING FAT PEOPLE WILL REPRODUCE MIDGETS THAT LOOK LIKE THE FONZ!!!!
Do your parents consider the word "hell" a swear?
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! FUCK NO.
What food makes you guilty when you eat it?
BABY SEALS.
Is your MySpace page set to private?
YUP.
What's to the right of you?
HIGH FIDELITY DVD.
When is the last time you saw a cockroach?
LAST NIGHT IN MY BACK PORCH, PALMETTO BUG MY ASS!!!
When is the last time you saw your mom?
4 HOURS AGO.
Have you ever stolen a traffic cone?
YUP, AND TRAFFIC SIGNS, AND EMERGENCY FLAGS, AND ROAD BLOCK BARRICADES, AND CHURCH LETTERS, AND DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
When was the last time you ate at a Waffle House?
YESTERDAY. TRIPLE ORDER HASH BROWNS 5 TIMES COVERED, 2 GRILLED CHEESE SAMMICHES WITH 4 SLICES OF CHEESE ON EACH, 3 EGGS SCRAMBLED WITH EXTRA TOAST, NO GRITS EXTRA CRISPY BACON, COFFEE WITH A SHIT LOAD OF SUGAR, AND A WATER.
NEVER GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE STONED!!!!
Are you wearing fingernail polish?
NOPE.
Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
YUP, WHAT IS THE POINT IF YOUR NOT HAVING FUN????
Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
IF I DID I WOULDN;T BE FRIENDS WITH MOST PEOPLE I KNOW. THOUGH SOME RAVERS MAKE ME WONDER.....
What is something you learned lately?
THAT A LOT OF SHITTY MOVIES ARE BEING MADE, AND LOTS OF FUCKING RETARDS ARE PAYING MONEY TO SEE THEM, WHICH MEANS THAT MORE BAD MOVIES ARE GOING TO BE MADE, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO FUCKING STUPID NOT TO SEE THESE PIECES OF SHIT.
Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DONE THIS?!?!? MONEY SAYS THEY HAVE KIDS TOO.......ARGH!!!!!
Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
NOPE, RARELY CARE ABOUT MOST PEOPLE IN THE TIME BEING.
Is it more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
APPRECIATE IT, AND FUCK TRYING TO SAVE OR CHANGE OR FIX IT.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?? THE EARTH DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU!!! DAMN HIPPIES AND WHINEY FUCKS WITH TO MUCH MONEY, GO TO HELL!!!
Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
TO RANT AND RAVE AND HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME DOING IT.
Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
NOPE, I DO THINK THEY ARE CONNECTIONS TO EACH OTHER.
Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to.
I'LL TAKE BOTH.
Do you like kissing in public?
YEAH, FIGURE IF YOUR HAVING A GOOD TIME WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF YOUR BEING WATCHED?!?
Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?
YEAH, SURE.
Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
LOTS OF THINGS.
THEY MAKE ME HAPPY, SO WHY WOULD YOU CARE?
How well do you handle criticism?
BETTER THEN MOST I THINK.
Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women?
SOMEONE MIGTH THINK THAT, I DON'T.
Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer? NO I THINK THEY SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUCK UP.
Would you have a 'Happy Button' installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
NAH, HAPPINESS MEANS NOTHING WITHOUT MISERY.
Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
I LIKE BEING SURPRISED, COURSE I ALSO LIKE HAVING A GIRLFRIEND, SO ONCE AGAIN ANY TAKERS?!?
We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
ALL THE TIME!! THE PAST MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE, CAN'T IGNORE THAT OR PEOPLE WILL SLIP BACK INTO WHAT THEY WERE AND FUCK YOU OVER AGAIN.
JUDGE AND BE JUDGED!!!
What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
CUTE FACE, SHORT HAIR, NICE FIGURE, CUTE BUTT, AWESOME PERSONALITY, AND FUN.
Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
DREAM JOB. CAN'T HAVE THE PERFECT MATE BECAUSE THAT IS A FANTANSY, I DON'T WANT THE FANTASY ANYMORE I WANT THE REALITY.
Should your mate also become your best friend?
NAH, THEN YOUR BEST FRIEND WOULD NO LONGER BE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND THAT WOULD CAUSE TENSION.
Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
I LIKE INTERESTING GOOD THINGS.
Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all?
I THINK THIS IS A DUMB ASS FUCKIGN QUESTION!!!
