Dear Master Ninja,
Why don't I ever win the FuLotto? Am I not showing my tits to the right people? I enter multiple times and never win! Does fubar hate me or am I just a loser?
Sincerely Yours Forever,
Suga L.
Suga,
Your odds of getting a freebie straight from babyj's facebook page are higer than your chances of winning the fu-lotto. It's all tabulated on the amount of your entries to the total amount of entries submitted. So if you enter once to the 957 other people who enter, your odds suck donkey balls. If you choose the lottos with fewer entries, your chances are higher of actually winning. Although, if you habitually hump his facebook leg too, you might just get a bone every now and then!
Good Luck