A little advice to women everywhere...especially those with breast implants that may not feel or notice this problem. (and it is a major problem)
When putting your bra on, please, PLEASE remember to adjust the girls so that your nipples are uniform. It's a little unnerving when someone with largely high placed implants comes to my desk and she is facing north east and almost forward at the same time. It's like staring at someone with a rogue eyeball.
Thanks for your support with this public service announcement.