I hate Monday Mornings...so today..I decided once the kids were off to school Id jump in the shower..relaxing ..I thought to myself..good way to start a Monday.
Once in there I decided I should wash my hair, so shampoo..condition..anti frizz...then deciding it was still in need of softening ( due to a recent colour)..I put in a hair treatment..which required me to hop out of the shower for 15 minutes. Thats ok..I threw in a load of washing..while waiting for that to finish..then plucked my eyebrows for 10 excruciating minutes.
Hopped back in the shower to rinse out hair treatment..hmm legs need shaving..and underarms..ok..while im in here..ill exfoliate, then cleanse my face.
Out of the shower, moisturise..tanning cream...top lip hair removal. Noticed bottom of my feet were a bit dry..a seperate cream to prevent dry and cracking heels..hmm toenails could do with another coat of polish...in the meantime..feeling a burning sensation on my top lip..racing to the bathroom to wash off the hair removal cream before it burns and leaves great blisters on my top lip.
Saving my top lip I return to the toenail painting now realising my toes looked better than my hands and fingernails...ok..but first things first...Hair has to be blow dryed and straightened so i dont end up looking like a yeti.
Half an hour later, that jobs finished..another load of washing and time to get dressed. Fingers and nails get some attention..I breathe a sigh of relief..all done..maitenance complete...Im all ready to face another day...as I head outside to pick up the weekends puppy poos :(
There is something so wrong with this picture...
