"By the way... what the fuck is textured vegetable protein?"
"My ass-coins are in circulation right now."
"You are in a fish bowl. Bleep, bleep."
"Your eyes look like socks."
"I gave it to you to play, not to smoke crack out of!"
"If you've ever looked at a cat's asshole..."
"Now spit on your mom's dick."
"That phone is like an encyclopedia of our teenage psychotic ramblings."
"Anything that has to do with a cow or a pie."
"...Sometimes I forget to breathe."
"Dake tup. Dominican danksta."
"Dude, I'm a stoner, you don't know what I might do. .........probably sit on a couch."
"I bleed soap!!!!"
"A little change in the topography is always good."
"Who's the Christmas bastard now?!"
"No, go ahead, it's ok, sniff the cat's ass."
