Keep in mind these are my answers to an actual crossword puzzle - they don't fit except for in my mind but hey I am the one that matters to me . . .
Across
3. Another word for over.
Blame - no hon it was your fault not mine
5. Another word for 'in back of'
Fuck - or at least if you're doing in right
6. Makes eggs look pretty.
Nothing - hehehe liquid chicken
7. A big meal at the end of the day.
Twins . . . hehehe
9. Little egg-shape candies.
Nipples - hey with cold weather around & they taste like candy at times
11. What some bunnies are made of.
Cream - just ask Hef
12. What children hunt for on Easter.
An escape route
14. The season of Easter.
Is for hunting
15. The opposite of search.
Destroy - oh wait that's seek isn't it
16. An animal that hides it's eggs.
Transvestite - hmmm human I guess though huh
Down
1. A word that describes Easter Eggs.
Abortion
2. Water colour
Girly
4. Another word for 'beneath'
Fuck - for when ya get tired
5. Another word for 'next-to'
Fuck - for when you get bored
8. An activity where children find eggs and chocolates.
Molestation
10 An Easter flower.
Between the thighs
13. Something to carry Easter eggs.
Boxer Briefs