Setup: This is my local Chinese place, where I have been known to order the same exact thing, Princess Beef without vegetables or peanuts, up to 4 or 5 times a week for the past 10 years.
Thank you for calling Great China, how may I help you?
I'd like to order Princess Beef with *gets interrupted*
You want what kinda chicken?
princ- what you wanna owda?
Princess beef
princess chicken - you want quat or pint size?
princess beef
princess chicken, yes... pint or quat?
*click*