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LikeNRateMsCharlotte2U's blog: "Jokes"

created on 03/08/2008  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b196018
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [ ] I keep track of dates using a calendar. [ ] I own more than one credit card. [ ] I know how to change the oil in a car. [ ] I do my own laundry. [ ] I vote every election. [ ] I can cook for myself. [ ] I think politics are exciting. [ ] I balance my checkbook. [ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends. Total so far : 6 [ ]I show up for school/college/work every day early. [ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [ ] I've never gotten a detention. [ ] I have never smoked a cigarette. [ ] I have never gotten completely trashed. [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. [ ] I like to take walks by myself. [ ] I watch talk shows. [ ] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [ ] I drink coffee at least once a week. Total so far:13 [ ] I know how to do the dishes. [ ] I can count to 10 in another language. [ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. [ ] My parents trust me. [ ] I can mow the lawn. [ ) I can make adults laugh without being stupid. [ ] I remember to water the plants. [ ] I study only when I have to. [ ] I pay attention at work. [ ] I remember to feed my pets/child. Total so far: 23 [ ] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up [ ] I work out on a regular basis. [ ] I clean up my own mess. [ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name. [ ] My favorite kind of food is take out. [ ] I have gained weight since high school. [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine. [ ] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need. [ ] I understand political jokes the first time they are said. [ ] I can type quickly. Total so far: 31 [ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. [ ] My only friends are from my place of employment. [ ] I have been to a tupperware party. [ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [ ] I have more bills than I can pay. [ ] All my friends are older than I am. [ ] I can say no to staying out all night. [ ] I use the internet every day. [ ] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while. [ ] I can read a book and actually finish it. Grand Total: 40 Re-post my mental age is__and I am__
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