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Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Fall In Love On Line
10. Because the day he finally told you he loved you and wanted to marry you...You had already given up and found someone else...And it left you so broken you cried for two days after...and he didn't say I told you so when that someone else turned out to be the biggest player you've ever met...
9. Because you've tried to find someone else...when you know you've lost him...and no one can compare with him...or erase his memory from your mind...
8. Because you don't answer when he calls on purpose just so he has to leave a voice mail...and you listen to those six words "Its Me. Call me back. Bye" over and over whenever you need to hear his voice...
7. Because you login to your online accts over and over just to see if you have any new messages...and when you do your heart jumps cuz they might be from him...
6. Because your heart beats even faster when those messages are from him or you see his sweet face in your inbox...
5. Because your heart jumps everytime he logs in to Yahoo...and falls when he logs out...and you smile like an idiot when an IM is from him...even if it's just a battle vote request for some other girl from Yearbook...and you smile even more when he actually says hi...and you archive every message just so you can read back thru them...and torture yourself with the love you walked away from cuz you were scared of being hurt again...
4. Because you spent hours uploading every song in your I-tunes library that says everything to him you can't...
3. Because your heart breaks every time you see his status or mood...and it says crushed...confused.. .etc etc...cuz you know he's hurting...and maybe it's not you but your upset anyway becuz you know someone has hurt the one you love...
2. Because you spent six hours trying to figure out a way to admire him without adding his profile cuz you didn't want him to know it was you...
And the Number One reason you know you never want to lose him...That you love him forever even if he doesn't want you anymore is...
You're ready to throw away every scrap of pride, dignity, and self-respect you have...ready to get down on your knees and crawl to him...ready to beg for him to forgive you and give you one more chance....
Added today 4/20/2009
Then you realize that no matter what you do...He was never yours in the first place...And you were never his...And the time has come to cut it loose...Love cannot exist where none is to be found....
