well I'm new here. Ok, lame I know. who cares if I'm new or not? right?
well, what do you want to know? I'm middle aged according to some, young according to others and an old woman to still others. I'm married, I have kids. No I wont have an affair - unless youre my husband!
I was born and raised ..... well. thats all boring really.
what I wanna know is, HOW THE HECK DO I NAVIGATE THIS PLACE?????????
there. now you know.
*wanders off in search of chocolate and a drink*