Howard, a newfie barman, was walking home late at night and
sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars..." she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides what
the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at
it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them.
It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the
officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Howard answers
indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know".
"Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her
face".
