It's amazing that assholes can get girls.Actually,now that I think of it,it's not that amazing.They are assholes at heart,but to meet girls they lavish their undying love.IT'S A CHARADE.They act nice,friendly,& listen...until they get into what they're after.Their prey thinks they are in love with them,however when they realize what assholes their predators really are,they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside.The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy,but ASSHOLES WILL ALWAYS BE ASSHOLES.She gets upset & goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole.But she claims to love the asshole...Now this is where the theory begins.She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away,instead she will stay with the asshole.Girls are idiots.They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along.He never had to pretend to be a good guy because he is naturally like that.However girls don't see it for some reason or another.They look at the nice guy as a friend,buddy,pal,& a trusted companion to whom they can tell their story about their asshole boyfriend.But the nice guy isn't that NAIVE.He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along.The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening.Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them,they think of the nice guy as a friend.A FRIEND.They don't say"Oh he's hot"or "I want to have his children"about the nice guy,they just want the emotional support that they can't get from their asshole boyfriend.The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action.I am starting to wonderif being a nice guy is really the route to get all of the action?I've been down this path for most of my post-pubescent life & it has gotten me NOWHERE...at least not in the women department.Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world,right?They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!!Girls aren't looking for nice guys...they say they are but they're not.Thy are looking for the perfect asshole ,but there is no such thing as the perfect ASSHOLE.To all the girls with boyfriends who don't treat them right & don't care anything about you;I say this look next to you.The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for.He is what you want your asshole boyfriend to be like.He knows more about you than you know about yourself ...because he has listened to it all.
